The man called Blueberry, is truly unique. Always wants to keep buff and absolutely refuses to eat anything other than cottage cheese and cauliflower. He is stern and boring and his friends sometimes want to put him in a blender and blend him into a smoothie and serve him to a yeti in Switzerland. Big happy Blueberry Smoothie… And also addicted to black coffee but now NEEDS to drink it with steamed almond milk!
Friend: Blueberry do you want dessert?
Blueberry: No!!! I need to keep fit!!!
Friend: Dude your twice the size of a Hippopotamus!!! No offence….
Blueberry: Whatever!
Friend: Why did I even ask…..
Blueberry: No!!! I need to keep fit!!!
Friend: Dude your twice the size of a Hippopotamus!!! No offence….
Blueberry: Whatever!
Friend: Why did I even ask…..
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