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Blowfish Face

The face a woman makes as her cheeks swell up when a man ejaculates a large amount im her mouth while performing oral sex.
You should have seen the blowfish face Susan made when I came in her mouth, I can't believe she didn't t gag.
by Partsguru13 June 3, 2017
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Cluster-bliffed

Totally messed up, not working at all. Also could be called "Bliffed" when the situation becomes worse than totally Bliffed.
He tried to build the treehouse himself, but he totally cluster-bliffed the whole project.
by Timmay13169 May 1, 2009
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brooklyn blowfish

While a girl is eating out your asshole, you fart in her face, resulting in her cheeks becoming puffy like a blowfish
jamal: i just gave datgirl da brooklyn blowfish
jerome: nigga u dirty
by SK13 November 2, 2007
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river bluff high school

School filled with a bunch of basic daddy’s money jock republicans and it’s basically a small college because it’s so big and funded. Everyone here thinks they are the shit
“Man, we took that L hard with River Bluff High School at the game last night
by uhhhhsnfjek November 8, 2020
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Cherokee Bluff Highschool

wow, those kids from Cherokee Bluff Highschool are sooo broke. LOL
by broke white kid April 15, 2019
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Hootie Blowfish

a. One who tries to hide their inability to dance by simply gyrating their body uncoordinatedly in every which direction, often in repetition of the same few moves and never in time with the music. This not only embarrasses them, but is a health hazard to all around them.

b. band Hootie and the Blowfish
My dad is a hootie blowfish from way back. He single handedly brought about the death of disco.
by C-Dawg (no, really) July 14, 2006
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Blind man's bluff

A retributive procedure for avenging one's girlfriend's frigidity of the previous night involving a rather cruel artifice (note - artifice, not oriface, although it is quite possible that her orifaces may well have been cruel, hence the ease of confusion).

Procedure - the perpetrator must make sure that he awakens in the morning before the victim. Like a secret sex-ninja he must have a silent wraith-wank, being careful to ensure that any bed wobbling does not awaken the victim. After his sausage-basting reaches climax, he must dab a finger tip in the resulting cheddar-puddle and rub a sufficient amount of his monkey-spunk along the closed edges of the victim's eyelids, making sure that the eyelashes have a sufficient glazing of knob-gloop so as to become intractably stuck to one another.
After pausing to allow for drying and cementation, the perpetrator lights a few matches and blows them out quickly, allowing some of the thick smoke to drift into the victim's nostrils. After she begins to stir at the noxious smell wafting into her alternative nasal cock tunnels, the perpetrator must shout, as loudly and as anxiously as possible, "FIRE, FIRE... THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE.. YOU ARE ON FIRE!"
I blind man's bluffed her good and proper, yes siree.
by pale fire October 16, 2008
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