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Blarted

One of those rare unique phrases which has no physical meaning however when uttered everyone in the vacinity knows what you mean.

Used in conjuction with something going wrong for somebody, usually as a result of your mischievous doing. Can be used with similar words like shell.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhh Blarted you beanhead!" yelled Shahzhad as Ahmed tripped over a stool on the floor. Unbeknown to Ahmed, Shahzad had planted this stool in a compromising juxtaposition with the door, a few minutes previously as he hear Ahmed marching forth from the great beyond. Then for no reason Shahzad said "Lung fainted over a lung" and chortled to himself and said blarted again a few more times.
by GF July 12, 2006
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Blart

While farting or passing gas, along with the gas being expelled some blood seeps out of the anus as well. Causing you to "Blart"
Josh: Uh-oh

Pat: What is the matter buddy?

Josh: That WackArnolds was so delicious, but it went right through me, my fart was wet I hope it wasn't a Blart.
(Josh checks his pants)

Josh: Yep I Blarted.

Pat: Is that why you were Chwenty minutes late to Chem class?
by Patricia Whitespot February 21, 2009
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Blert

Oh, the wind is awesome today, grab your blert and meet me at the beach.
by Bigboi6969699 August 30, 2018
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blart

When you fart and spray shit everywhere.
Chris blarted and now I have brown walls.
by Chris February 27, 2005
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Blearta

A person who is in love with someone but the other person doesn’t give her the will of D
The person liking me is Blearta
by Melos Klaiqi November 21, 2021
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bleatch

To give some one a continuous hits by using your shoulder on any part of their body
"i'll bleatch you so hard, you wont feel your legs from your a$$"
"he bleatches me while we were playing football"
by Chemicalex November 4, 2005
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beartrap

Chewy's hairy ass crack.
by starrrfire January 6, 2012
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