One of those rare unique phrases which has no physical meaning however when uttered everyone in the vacinity knows what you mean.
Used in conjuction with something going wrong for somebody, usually as a result of your mischievous doing. Can be used with similar words like shell.
Used in conjuction with something going wrong for somebody, usually as a result of your mischievous doing. Can be used with similar words like shell.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhh Blarted you beanhead!" yelled Shahzhad as Ahmed tripped over a stool on the floor. Unbeknown to Ahmed, Shahzad had planted this stool in a compromising juxtaposition with the door, a few minutes previously as he hear Ahmed marching forth from the great beyond. Then for no reason Shahzad said "Lung fainted over a lung" and chortled to himself and said blarted again a few more times.
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Josh: Uh-oh
Pat: What is the matter buddy?
Josh: That WackArnolds was so delicious, but it went right through me, my fart was wet I hope it wasn't a Blart.
(Josh checks his pants)
Josh: Yep I Blarted.
Pat: Is that why you were Chwenty minutes late to Chem class?
Pat: What is the matter buddy?
Josh: That WackArnolds was so delicious, but it went right through me, my fart was wet I hope it wasn't a Blart.
(Josh checks his pants)
Josh: Yep I Blarted.
Pat: Is that why you were Chwenty minutes late to Chem class?
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