blanket face

the phenomenon of getting imprinted lines on your face from sleeping on bunched up blankets, pillows, or other textured surfaces; often accompanied by bed head

You could tell he literally just rolled out of bed before class because he was sporting some serious blanket face and eye boogers

by creaternity August 16, 2006

Mexican poo blanket

When your kickin' it in Mexico and your boy is so far passed out that you invite the whole neighborhood over to drop a duce on his chest.

OOOPS! I just gave mi amigo a mexican poo blanket!!!

by WyldSoul November 4, 2006

Blanket Bitches

Ugly hoes that you have sex with but never want to admit to having sex with. Hoes so ugly you just want to throw a blanket on them and get the hell away from them.

"I got drunk and had one of them blanket bitches in my bed."

by Dallas Dude May 13, 2010

Hot Blanket

The act of smoking marijuana under the covers in order to trap the smoke around you. A good way to stay warm and smoke.

Dude my car smells like ass. I have some snuggies and blankets so let's just go hot blanket in the house.

by John Furdur September 25, 2011

Blanket

A mostly soft thing to keep warm with but is not always soft

Friend: how are you not cold
Me: I have a blanket

by Random human from the internet May 5, 2020

Toss your chicken under a blanket

To perform irreparable damage on one's own reputation through foolish actions and/or behavior.

"Who did Clark bring back to his room?"

"I think that gross chick with the red and purple hair"

"Might as well toss your chicken under a blanket!"

"Right?!"

by ChiefFireball July 29, 2014

Cod Blanket

Like a dutch oven, but with queefs

"I was starting to fall asleep last night, but my girlfriend pulled the ol' cod blanket on me"

by Shrewdom April 8, 2010