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Pair Bonding

Oh wow! A porn girl is invoking pair bonding!? Holy shit the red-pill is kicking in!
Hym "So... Watching porn affects a man's ability to pair bond... But banging a bunch of fat-cocks... Doesn't have an effect on pair bonding? What!? SO... She won't date a porn guy. She's too good to date a porn guy... Why? Probably pre-selection. If you have to watch porn, women probably aren't throwing themselves at you, if women aren't throwing themselves at you then you probably don't have a fat cock, and (in the words of Kevin Samuels) if you don't have a fat cock what reason does she have to sleep with you? Other then supplementary income (obviously). Hilarious! She hit the red pill guys with the uno reverse!"
by Hym Iam February 23, 2024
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Trauma Blonding

Trauma blonding: (verb) the act of bonding from one to another by way of being both blonde and traumatized
I went to the salon today for some trauma blonding it was a great session. I left blonde and happy.
by Caitthecolorist December 11, 2024
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James Bonding

When two men use a double sided dildo named James. It then becomes a bonding experience
Hey Dave I haven’t seen you in a while, want to hang out this weekend? We can do some James Bonding!
by BootyFinga December 12, 2024
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Chinese Straw Bending

(N.) A competition friends do. They all get erections from looking at pornography then compete to see who can bend their penis the most.
“Any of you guys for a round of Chinese straw bending?”
by Skippy von Butters June 18, 2018
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Alternative Baby Bonding (ABB)

Having to have another person (i.e. paternal partner, family member, etc.) bond with a newborn postpartum due to maternal complications (i.e. endometritis, post part blues/depression, OB Hemorrhaging)
My baby daddy is going to have to incorporate alternative baby bonding (ABB) because I am currently unable to do so due to my postpartum complications.
by J.Luis September 19, 2019
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Dick Long When She Is Bending It Over

Dick Long When She Is Bending It Over
Dick Long When She Is Bending It Over
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