derek begay

The gayest man you will ever meet

Someone: Bro, you're as gay as Derek Begay

You: No man, no one's as gay as Derek Begay

by nut_inspector December 18, 2021

achin' 'n' begs

Refers to the agonized feelings/actions --- i.e., extremes of "pain and pleading" that may include severe stomach-cramping, extended bouts of tearful wailing/imploring for more-filling menu-choices, etc. --- of a "pork 'n' poultry" lover who is unexpectedly being forced to "go vegetarian" or otherwise follow a much "leaner and blander" diet than the rich-flavored grease-and-carbs-laden feasts that he'd been accustomed to chowing down.

(from author Steven Kellogg's "modernized" version of the classic children's tale "Chicken Little"): After being convicted of assorted heinous carnivorous crimes, bacon-'n'-eggs-loving Foxy Loxy was totally in the throes of tortured "achin' 'n' begs" when he learned that his diet in prison would consist of green-bean gruel and weed-juice.

by QuacksO June 24, 2019

come on betsy

Phrase used to rush something along

"Come on betsy!", Steve Loeppky says waiting for outlook to load

by ItsZoon_ January 15, 2021

Dirty buns Betsy

When get your butt covers in sand and other shit

There goes dirty buns Betsy to go sit in a pile of random shit

by Papa Eli July 1, 2021

Doing a bevsy

Going out for a quiet drink and it ending up into a proper session.

I’m in the doghouse here lad, only went out for one after work and ended up doing a Bevsy. Got in at 10am off my barnet and my bird finds me doing vlogs on poached eggs.

by DMoore3:16 September 4, 2021

My bumper begs to differ

A way for crossout players to tell eachother its time for gay sex

"Ey bro, my bumper begs to differ~"

by Ryynäri April 17, 2023

Slap it till it begs for mercy and files a 401(k)

It’s a sarcastic or comical way of saying you’re going to go very hard on something, whether that's a workout, cooking a steak, fixing a problem, etc. coined in 2025 by RCS

“How’s that new blender?”
“Bro, it slaps so hard it made the smoothie beg for mercy and file a 401(k).”

Slap it till it begs for mercy and files a 401(k)

by AKansasIntellectual June 14, 2025