Bear in a Wheelchair 

The state of being so inebriated that you find it extremely difficult, to speak, or function properly.

Aw man, last night I finshed off that 40 of liquor ... I was a fucking bear in a wheelchair!

Bear in a Wheelchair by JesusLice December 14, 2009

bear shit in the woods 

A phrase used in response to a question, where the answer is an obvious yes.

Q:You wanna go out drinking tonight?
A: Does a bear shit in the woods?

bear shit in the woods by PTM May 27, 2006

bear-bear 

A nickname given to a crush or a lover. Typically the one given the nicknames name is Barrett. Barrett is the best person you could ever meet.

Friend: What did you call Barrett again?
Me: HES MY BEAR-BEAR

bear-bear by ❤️crushing❤️ May 24, 2018

Bear Trapped 

1. When a woman grabs an unwilling man's hand and forces her thighs shut upon it. Usually followed by the reluctant male being subjected to watching the woman perform a sexual act on herself.

"I told that drunk girl I was married man, but she grabbed my hand and bear trapped it between her thighs. She wouldn't let go until after she rubbed one out"

Bear Trapped by provparkside December 18, 2012

bear semen 

Manly name for outta control energy drinks. Meant to make the drink sound like a mix between caffiene energy supplements and protein shakes. Contains no actual bear semen.

Sean: need to get some moar bear semen! rawr

bear semen by rowbsie November 8, 2009

Bear Fight 

A drink, of sorts, consisting of two drinks taken one after the other. An Irish Car Bomb and a Jägerbomb. You simply line them up and take one after the other, wait 5-10 minutes, and then you will know how it has earned it's name.

We were at the bar and I ordered a round of Bear Fights for the group. Afterwards, everyone was excited and suprised at what was going on in their stomach. It was as if a Black bear and a polar bear were fighting inside them.

Bear Fight by Levi Lawhon October 11, 2007

Bear Grylls

An adjective, referring to Bear Grylls, the British man who is a former member of SAS, the world record holder for being the youngest British person ever to climb Mount Everest and survive. Bear Grylls is also the host of the Discovery Channel program "Man Vs. Wild." On this program, Grylls constantly risks life and limb to demonstrate how to survive in different climates and situations. The term "Bear Grylls" is used to describe something incredibly daring, brave, manly, or just rediculously awesome.

Johnny shaves with a knife. Johnny is bear grylls.

Steve is bear grylls because he fought a lion with his bare hands.

Bear Grylls by Wenzel March 18, 2007