Before you join our little club, you cannot beat midwives with impunity.
If we allow you to join and induct you, you will be granted your Totin Chip, whereby you may beat midwives with impunity. Reducing their faces to rubble and hamburger.
It's a guy thing.
If we allow you to join and induct you, you will be granted your Totin Chip, whereby you may beat midwives with impunity. Reducing their faces to rubble and hamburger.
It's a guy thing.
by Jacques Asse December 28, 2009
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Get the Breathing lemonade mug.The term is a slang used in New Zealand which describes one whom stimulates one's or own genitals with hand. The old boys refers to the hand beating the testicles while stimulating the penis.
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