Marc Barone

A depressed man, usually because he made the same mistake multiple times

No one:
Marc Barone: I’ll fucking do it again

by PDizzle1 March 22, 2020

Diamond Bayonet

A diamond bayonet is a guy who is overly sensitive, cries to everyone about how awful his life is. Even though most of the times he does this merely to get attention and to hear people tell him hes a good guy.

Dude1: man did you talk to diamond bayonet today? He seemed really depressed.
Dude2: nahhh hes probably fine, hes always like this

by Furryselca2222 May 12, 2020

E-Bayoneted

To suffer a unfortunate turn of events on the online trading community 'E-Bay'. Often involves bidding for items one does not really want, being caught up in bidding wars and being tricked into bidding for faulty or false items.

When the lifesize cardboard cutout of George Clooney which i purchased for $100 arrived in the mail, it became apparent that i had been e-bayoneted.

by Andrew Wilson October 21, 2006

baloney

when a man fucks a girl in happy times

I had balohny last night and it was great

by Anonymous April 23, 2003

Bazoner

The halfway part between having a boner and still being flacid.

That new chick gives me such a bazoner.

by dubthynub April 19, 2010

baloney sack

Another term for the scrotum. Also known as the hairy skin bag that holds the nuts just below the penis.

My baloney sack got extremely sweaty while she was blowing me.

by Jeff Stegeman May 31, 2006

Bayonetta

A Smash Bros character used by people who don't respect themselves

Me : Hey ! What's your main character in Super Smash Brothers ?
Friend : Bayonetta sure is my favorite character !
Me : Oh man.. You want some help ?

by Bayonetta lover March 13, 2018