Black Cat Bastard

The term given to someone who continually exaggerates their own experiences in order to "beat" any quality of your own story. Often interrupting your telling to become the centre of attention

The Black Cat Bastard would respond lie so;

1. If you have a black cat, theirs is Blacker, larger and more friendly/unfriendly depending on original statement.

2. You saw a panther in the wild? My mate breads panthers for the Queen!

3. You went to Tenerife? I went to Elevenerife!!

by Runick February 3, 2015

Unoriginal Bastard

Synonymous with the "repeating piece of shit." This person is known as 'that guy' in your group of friends who responds in such a trite unimaginative & amazingly predictable manner, that you could have shit out his response and spelled it in ass mudd if you had enough time between question/statement and his response. NOTE: there is not an original thought in this douchebag's mind

Wow, what an unoriginal bastard. The world would have never anticipatd that our douchebag friend would have responded in such a cock gobbling manner. Its like he plays 'hide and go fuck himself' all day long. -FPIGG

by FPigg September 13, 2008

Jam a bastard in it you crap

Jam a bastard in it you crap! is something Mom from futurama said before slapping her son.

Mom: Jam a bastard in it you crap!
Son: Ow!

by DJ BioDiesel May 25, 2009

Mutant Bastard Period Babies

When a female has her period down a drain, such as a shower drain, and then a male ejaculates into the same drain, The egg from the female is fertilized and from that egg forms a Mutant Bastard Period Baby. In order for fertilization to occur in separate drains the temperature MUST remain in between 88-97 degrees fahrenheit and the sperm and egg must meet in a nutrient rich environment within the sewer system. Also Known As: MBPB's. These MBPB's have been thriving in the drains and sewers of major cities for many years. In third world countries they accumulate in swamps and poorly irrigated marshes. Many MBPB's have a distinct order, usually an asparagus or unclean gouche. They have 7-28 fingers and 1-13 eyes depending on their age. Ginger MBPB's, which are fertilized by either a Ginger sperm or Ginger egg have received the recessive gene making them twice as nasty. The only clean way to eradicate an MBPB is to use any type of window cleaner or an ultra-violet flashlight.

"I have jacked it so much down the drain that I have to be the father of so many Mutant Bastard Period Babies"

"Jesus you smell so bad! Did you fuck an MBPB?"

by John Patrick B May 14, 2008

fat bastard

Austin Powers' fat enemy

Fat Bastard, you're not fat anymore.

by DA SHIZNIT May 18, 2004

sneaky bastard

Someone who is able to do something unnoticed.

Teacher yells at students for spray painting on the lockers. When the teacher turns his/her back one student hops out the window (first floor). The teacher turns back to give the remaining students cleaning supplies.

Student: Oh that sneaky bastard.

John: Hey Rich I stole your Ipod at the beginning of lunch
Rich: You sneaky bastard.

by GODS JUDGMENT May 29, 2010

bastardwhore

A term of derision or scorn toward someone whose gender is unknown or ill-defined.

"I'd be happy to pull forward to the first window as soon as the bastardwhore in front of me does."

by Josh Holyoak July 1, 2005