Bathing a Dirty Sloth is when the recipient of anal defecates on the penis and then proceeds to gift the giver of anal with a handjob using spit as a lubricant
Bathing a Dirty Sloth is when the recipient of anal shits on the dick and then gives them a handjob with spit as lube
"I heard Beth bathed a dirty sloth last night"
"That girl is freaky!"
"I heard Beth bathed a dirty sloth last night"
"That girl is freaky!"
by BearSplitz96 September 15, 2017
Get the Bathing a Dirty Sloth mug.While in the act of coitus the man pulls out prior to orgasm, pushes his partner onto her (or his) back and ejaculates profusely on their stomach or tummy. This act refers to the action of basting a turkey while roasting it. Also noteworthy for being a sexual act that reduces one's chances of conception. Tummy basting can also be shortened to TB as in "I am going to TB the sh*t out of you."
Perhaps the best part of Tummy Basting is that it requires only one person.
Perhaps the best part of Tummy Basting is that it requires only one person.
by Tummy Baster June 12, 2009
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1. A washing or soaking (as in water from a public bathroom sink) of all or part of a man's private parts.
I caught Joe bird bathing his balls in the sink again at work. Thankfully, I refrained making eye contact with him as he had his pants around his ankles.
by Meow's girl May 9, 2010
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Get the basting mug.Insults directed at blondes usually from brunettes that aren't comfortable with themselves or their natural hair color.
"Doesn't that brunette chick have anything better to do than blonde bashing? She needs to reevaluate her life and get a make-over while she's at it."
by huv9pwl;ain July 1, 2005
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2. Gentle and kind, yet a strong, passionate lover who enjoys Scrabble--though secretly consults dictionaries--and hates Words With Friends.
3. Dedicated to fatherhood, there is no castle too pink or no tutu too fluffy or no tea party too prissy to deter involvement with his little one.
4. A lover of suya and Panda express, skinny jeans and smedium sweaters.
5. Gray VW golf with hanging sideview mirror.
2. Gentle and kind, yet a strong, passionate lover who enjoys Scrabble--though secretly consults dictionaries--and hates Words With Friends.
3. Dedicated to fatherhood, there is no castle too pink or no tutu too fluffy or no tea party too prissy to deter involvement with his little one.
4. A lover of suya and Panda express, skinny jeans and smedium sweaters.
5. Gray VW golf with hanging sideview mirror.
"Awww he's so Bashir with his daughter."
"OMG he's sooo Bashir in bed."
"He pulled a Bashir playing scabble."
"That car is so Bashir!"
"Maybe you should exchange that sweater, its kind of Bashir."
"OMG he's sooo Bashir in bed."
"He pulled a Bashir playing scabble."
"That car is so Bashir!"
"Maybe you should exchange that sweater, its kind of Bashir."
by Gem Bar December 8, 2012
Get the Bashir mug.1. A term whereby you clean yourselves.
2. A period whereby people use this private time to masturbate.
2. A period whereby people use this private time to masturbate.
by Cuckooo March 4, 2009
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