Barstool

The act of having sex with a girl and then hitting her over the head with a barstool.

The boy barstooled his girlfriend after he fucked her.

"I hope he doesn't barstool her," Steve remarked to his wife in a tone reminiscent of Peter Jennings.

by thirddegree February 25, 2003

mischa barton

quite possibly the hottest Brit to walk the earth.

wow, that mischa barton bird from the OC is so hot, i want to fuck her in all her holes!

by moosemoose April 21, 2006

bartonian humor

a joke that is a obvious and blatant lie, often used by those with a dull-witted sense of humor.

Listening to a Bob Marley song and saying it is by Nas. <-- that is bartonian humor

by Tim Shlep August 5, 2007

Barstool

slut; someone who sleeps with anyone when drunk

"Becky, don't be such a barstool"
"Did you hear that Vicky was riding Dave after she got drunk? What a barstool."

by cursor March 9, 2015

barstool ass

Having no ass or flattening of the ass from sitting on a barstool for long periods of time.

For example: Reggie had barstool ass from sitting in the local shithole drinking all day.

by CecilRoy February 14, 2018

Barton's Vodka

Vile, disgusting vodka that is only mildly tolerable after being ran through a pitcher water filter and mixed with cheap ass mixers.

"Dude, this Barton's Vodka isn't too bad after the filter!"

"Your liver will still still hate you tomorrow."

by MrShadySack February 24, 2012

Baqir Batool Syndrome

Baqir Batool Syndrome (BBS), is a condition which causes individuals to develop psychological associations of everything to Baqir Batool.

Severe forms of BBS is accompanied by hallucinations and a gut feeling of wanting to vomit.

BBS is classified as a contested illness due to doubt about the legitimacy of the condition.

Person with BBS: Did Lil Wayne just say Ahmed?
Person without BBS: No, you just have Baqir Batool Syndrome.

by Aqeela May 28, 2019