Cracker Barrel

The Whitehouse.

The president's staff at The Cracker Barrel released Michael Flynn's resignation letter as soon as the letter was translated from the original Russian.

by markód February 14, 2017

barrel of laughs

An unfunny or annoying person.

The term was originally used to refer to a funny person or situation, but is used sarcastically so often that the original meaning is all but lost.

Similar to laugh riot.

Yeah, he's a regular barrel of laughs. Shoot me, please.

by Lady Chevalier May 14, 2005

apple barrel

(noun) Nickname for a person with a gapping mouth that men could use to dip their balls (or bob for apples) in. Unlike teabagging, member must be awake.

That dude is an apple barrel, cuz he never shuts his fucking mouth

by Tucker Tyson June 20, 2008

cracka barrel

a plethera of white people in one place

we thought that club was gonna be hoppin' but it was a straight cracka barrel in that bitch!

by caddie womp ass March 31, 2008

Cracker-Barreling

To to go Cracker Barrel to eat their chicken and getting violent food poisoning.

Context: 2018 e.coli outbreak in Cracker Barrel left many people to get food poisoning. In most cases, it caused cataclysmic diarrhea.

Hudson prepared weeks in advance to go on his annual cracker-barreling trip.

by snaileyestalks April 26, 2021

Smashy Barrels

The act of smashing an object containing other smaller objects, in order to obtain the smaller objects inside. The object that is smashed is usually a barrel that is made of wood and banded with metal straps. This act is considered by most to be an evil deed. Thus, it may alter one's alignment.

This act is often associated pillage and raping. See "Pirate".

"Want to go Smashy Barrels?", which may be shortened to simply "Smashy Barrels?"

by Jacob P. July 21, 2008

Water barrel

Referring to a man with a belly - especially with a rounded beer gut.

“You’ ve grown yourself a bit of a water barrel haven’t you mate?!”

by MCLCLCNCJCOC123 October 13, 2018