Emergency Banter

The use of poor comebacks during an argument.

Person 1: "You're stupid"
Person 2: "So is your mum!"
Person 1: "Emergency Banter!!"

by ChollyClark December 23, 2009

Memory-banker

An experience so extraordinary that it burns a permanent spot in your mind.

I can't wait to see this cage fight between Rush Limbaugh and Barack Obama...it's going to be a real memory-banker!

by PapaD July 26, 2010

Epic Banter Fail

A particularly disgusting phrase implying any of the following:

1. 'Epic banter' has just failed.
2. 'Banter' has just failed in an 'epic' way
3. A fresher tried to use every word they just learned at university in one go and ironically suffered an 'epic banter fail' themselves.

NB: NEVER say this.

John: "Last night was epic!"
Sophie: "Yeah, so much banter!"
Alison: "No, last night was a fail!"
Fresher: (panics) EPIC BANTER FAIL! *cough*

by pianofortepianoforte January 3, 2011

Tooth Banger

An anal pubic hair covered with faecal remanants that gets stuck in the teeth while licking someone's asshole.

Tara: Thanks darling that was the best rose bud ever!!!
Colton: No worries babe, going down on you like that makes me horny as fuck.
Tara: Shit baby, would you go and brush your teeth!
Colton: Why?
Tara: You've got a major Tooth Banger that smells like my lunch!

by Stiflers Horny Dog October 16, 2012

Bantonio Banteras

A man who is good looking, well dressed and possesses the gift that is good Banter. Named after the original Antonio Banderas.

'he's a good looking kid isn't he'
'yeah mate, really funny lad aswell'
'bloody hell nice threads too, triple threat, Bantonio Banteras.'

by Bantonio Valencia January 9, 2014

gum-banger

Somebody who talks too much and doesn't follow up on it

You my friend are a gum-banger , talking all that nonsense

Your lass is a gun-banger like , nothing happens what she says

by Hendonakasaki July 4, 2016

Bithlo Banger

Noun. A person who rules the Township of Bithlo Florida. Known as being the king of all rednecks.

Did you see the Bithlo Banger last night? He fit 13 hot dogs in his mouth AND finished his beer at the same time!

by E.plurUnum September 10, 2019