mi bestie

Someone's best friend. Similar to BFF without all the "mean girls" connotations.
Ana is mi bestie 4 lyfe.
by lights_off_at_graceland December 19, 2006
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besties with testes

When two men hang out constantly and refuse to admit their longing to have the others genitals in their mouths. So basically, it's the manlier version of a "bromance."
Yes, I would love to do the dutch rudder with you! We're besties with testes!
by misterlovahlovahooogirl August 13, 2010
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Bestie With Benifits

When 2 or 3 Best friends with sexual urges want to have sex but want to remain best friends. Not recommended for guys or girls who get jealous, clingy, over attached or emotional. Also do not forget you are bestie still. Not fuck buddies. You BWB!
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Bestie With Benifits When 2 or 3 Best friends with sexual urges want to have sex but want to remain best friends. Not recommended for guys or girls who get jealous, clingy, over attached or emotional. Also do not forget you are bestie still. Not fuck buddies. You BWB!
Gender combanations: m4m m4w m4t m4mm m4mw m4wt w4w w4w
Girl: So jill, you know how me and Mike are like Besties for-ev's? Yeah well since me and Nico broke up we have been sexually active. And he doesn't even say anything. It's like having a human dildo.
by LITTLE MOO MOO December 04, 2014
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Bestiest Bestie

Better than besties obvi. Always talking together. Always have your back. Always always make up. LOVE fighting each other. Tell each other EVERYTHING. Have a love-hate relationship. One bestie is very child-like and other is very mature. One bestie is WAY smarter than the other. Keep each other in check. Tend to hangout often. Do very idiotic things together. Want to make each other happy at all times. Acknowledge that everything they say is important. Can always come over without asking for permission. Support each other no matter what. Give each other gifts!! Take time to think of how thankful they are for the other!! Always flip each other off! But all in all bestiest besties are for lifers!!
by Anonymous1070 July 25, 2022
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Bestie jiji

A jiji is a john. It is a bundle of joy where even in your darkest days, a smile from them can make you the happiest. A john is a human that feels like home. When you’re around them you feel like no matter what’s going on around you, you are safe and everything is okay. A john is everything you can ever wish for in a person, a human that you can be yourself around and know he’ll love you forever. A john is the sweetest, nicest, and prettiest type of human you can meet and it’s the most beautiful thing you can experience.
I hope i was a john to you and i hope you’ll find one someday
Ily bestie jiji
by Bestielala April 24, 2022
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Lesbi-bestie

A lesbi-bestie is a straight person best lesbian friend
Susan: hey do you know Janice

Bob: oh yeah she's my lesbi-bestie
by E-pizzel April 11, 2018
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Bestie Wife

A woman you want as your wife someday but because of circumstances you can't be in a relationship so you are willing to settle for being besties until that day comes.
Jennifer is Tom's bestie wife, maybe someday he will upgrade her.
by ZeeRoja June 07, 2018
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