bass party

a bass party is the name of a party ( at a house or club) where dubstep, drum and bass, house, trap, and other related genre's of electronic music are played. Nothing like the kandi scene at raves, but rather darker and still loaded with beezys. Bass parties are to electro, as heavy metal is to rock :)

"Are you going to the bass party at Temple this week?"

Guy1: "Ask Drew about it. Drew, wasn't that bass party crackin last wednesday?"
Guy2: "fawk yeah. i was zooted folks. and you were making out with that beez."
Guy1: "Yeeeeeee"

by kakashiosanjose July 17, 2012

Bass Pro Redneck

A wanna be redneck that lives within a short driving distance of a major city and enjoys all the luxuries of said city, but act like they live in nowhere, Alabama. generally buy all their gear at bass pro shop, dress like a cowboy, drive around in a over sized brand new truck, listen to Luke Bryan and Taylor swift, work in a successful trade yet act like they are oppressed and hate immigrants.

Look at that Bass Pro redneck, probably never dug out a shit house in his life.

by Shmavery September 23, 2019

Bass Rape

The process whereby a person obsesses over the amount of bass that their sound system can produce to such an extent that any song they play is completely unrecognisable.

Popular among gary boys, chavs and douchebags in general.

My brother has been playing Hits From The Bong all weekend and I only realised yesterday because of all the bass rape

by AndyTheRoo January 23, 2011

Bass Clarinet

Awsome saxophone looking instrument. Way beter than regular clarinet because of low Eflat

Bass clarinet is pimp

by ut713 December 11, 2008

bass-ackwards

1) extremely (and often embarrassingly) poorly conceived, executed and/or organized

2) a less vulgar and more socially acceptable synonym for "ass-backwards"

"Everything on that website is so bass-ackwards it takes forever to find anything!"...

"Yeah, somehow they manage to do damn-near everything bass-ackwards down there at Bridgeport!"…

by TIC Redux May 22, 2005

Bass Fart

When you are listening to music with or without friends and you yell "BASS FART!" right before you fart to add some bass to the song.

James and I were listening to music and out of the blue he yelled BASS FART and farted

by Recneps520 September 15, 2010

Bass Guitar

One of the most underestemated instruments in a band. Although some bands would sound alright without the bass (AC/DC) others would sound like complete and utter shit (Metallica, Rob Zombie). The bass seems easy to pick up and play, which in a few cases it is, but it takes much more time to master than a guitar does. This is because the bass has much thicker strings and a longer neck and frets.

Myths about the bass:

1.Because it has fewer strings,the bass is easier to play.
I have a 5-string bass (1 less string than a guitar for stupid people) and an acoustic guitar. I like playing bass more and, to me, the acoustic guitar is easier to play than the bass

2.The bass isn't an important instrument in a band.
Look at the difinition, retard.

3.Since I play guitar I can play bass also.
No, no you can't, shutup. Bass and guitar are very different, and because u can play both, doesn't NESSESARILY mean you can play both.

I was actually in this conversation.

(Dumb guitarist): Since you hear the guitar more in a song, its more important, you know?

(Me):Are you fucking stupid? Youve been playing guitar for 3 days because you want to look cool and because I play bass guitar so you wanna prove your better. And every1 that you ask says I'm better.

(Dumb guitarist): Dude I can play Iron Man and this is just my 3rd day.

(Me): No, you can play 14 notes of Iron Man, and you still mess up while switching frets.

(Dumb guitarist): Whats a fret?

(Me): -_- Jesus Fucking Christ.....

by AIM: lordofnotmuch April 26, 2008