Australian Rules Football 

The manliest of games on earth.

Australian Rules Football is manlier than American Football because it requires athletic ability (fat blokes can't stand in a line and grope one another all game).

Australian Rules Football is manlier than Rugby because you need skills other than passing a ball down a line while running forward.

Australian Rules Football by SailorJ September 28, 2009

australian idol 

The reality televsion show that further supports the views of Australians having no musical talent whatsoever.

Australian Idol is fucken shit.

Guy is a faggot.

Casey is fat.

Shannon is a drop kick.

australian idol by nednerb September 22, 2005

australian ring toss 

When a woman becomes airborne during sex.

I respectfully gave my girlfriend an Australian ring toss while on a trampoline last night, when she came down, I missed and stubbed my penis on her ass cheek.

australian ring toss by gerthanthaclops December 25, 2009

Australian Toilet Bowl 

An alchoholic beverage. Drop a shotglass filled with cheap vodka into a tall glass of Foster's beer and slam that shit!

Man, Tommy just puked all over my futon!

What do you expect, he just drank an Australian Toilet Bowl!?!

Australian Toilet Bowl by HotLettuce November 4, 2010

Australian meat grinder 

A sex position where you hump a girl in a circular motion wile she's bent over or on her back.

Im so sore after that Australian meat grinder.

Australian meat grinder by T-bone fluffy October 1, 2012

Australian Football League 

Consisting of 18 clubs with at least 2 based in the major cities of Australia, the AFL is the premier competition of Australian Rules Football, the Best Game on the Planet. The AFL is the biggest sporting competition in Australia and the 4th most attended in the whole world, with crowds of at least 20 to 90k and sometimes even reaching 100k at a game. The AFL is the top dog of Australian sport and other sports such as NRL and soccer don’t come close to the popularity and awesomeness of the Great Australian Game.

Jasper: Hey Jason, wanna go to the Australian Football League game tonight?
Jason: Fuckin oath mate, no worries! I love going to the footy!

(At the Melbourne Cricket Ground with a crowd of 95,000 for a game between Carlton and Richmond)

Jasper: Go you Tiges!!🐯
Jason: We are the Navy Blueees🟦

Jasper: Doesn’t matter what team you follow, we follow the Best Game on the Planet
Jason: Fair dinkum!

Australian Football League by Crowsfan91 January 4, 2020

Australian Navy Cadet 

The Australian Navy Cadets is a branch of the cadets that is built up of Neanderthals and degenerates. The Navy Cadets shall be approached with upmost caution as their overwhelming amount of homosexuality is a force to be reckoned with and can cause health issues such as feeling light headed, dizzy or you may feel faint, but this is only short-term, but if the symptoms persist if so contact your GP. They usually are approached with a weapon of no less than .22 caliber. The typical member of the navy cadets has a small penis, a small brain and a high pitched voice.

Oh no! Scramble it's a Australian Navy cadet, get the .22!

Australian Navy Cadet by ptol in a vtol February 9, 2021