Asher

The most amazing person you will ever meet, they are hella chill, will always be there for you, and they always remind you that they love you.

Asher: goodnight bubs
Y/n: good night babs

by Dynœ December 23, 2020

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That one friend that always asks you to smoke, and occasionally will ask you to eat an edible. He most often drives an 07 Accord, but can sometimes be spotted in a muffler deleter Jeep Grand Cherokee or a Chevy Slowbalt. He likes cats, but does not appreciate seeing pictures of cats being stuffed inside of socks. He has ayne with Sharquanka on a daily basis. He likes Juice Wrld and Sada Baby.

"Hey bro, did you see Asher yesterday?"
"Yeah brody, I saw him in his Honda yesterday while beefin off with some redneck ginger guy who is shaped like a pear"

by WhackyMcJackoff April 12, 2021

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A piece of shit of a friend who is over 300 pounds and a fucking bitch, Litterally no one likes him and there is always a Haroon to get him to shut up with his fat disgusting mouth. Every time you look at an Asher you want to kill yourself. Ashers are extremely lonely and record other peoples happy events to try and eel just a bit of what their feeling. Asher has a 1cm cock and will never be in a relationship or lose his virginity. A Gavin always try’s to help and kindve does but it’s somewhat cringe, luckily Haroon can always save people from the piece of history known as an Asher. Ashers identify themselves by how many lizards they’ve caught, and how much they resemble one. Almost ever Asher looks like a fucking snake with a 5 feet forehead. Ashers looks like they fell on their head at birth and act like it to. All Ashers eventually work at a 7/11 and die alone with their fat sweaty disgusting selves. All Ashers also are gay and fuck men as soon as possible

“Your being a real Asher right now”
“You look like an Asher lol”
“I would fuck any guy before Asher”

by FuckYouAsher April 11, 2020

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