Mega pear

A woman who has massive thick thighs, legs hips and ass. Her upper body from head to the start of her tummy is average. A circumference of at least 6 feet around her body.

I was at Walmart getting groceries. This woman waddled by me , she was a mega pear !

by Herman Hairdo December 22, 2021

Pear pear

Pear pear is a wonderful person who has a great personality and every time u see her you are smiling

I love pear pear

by Cart November 22, 2021

Salty pear

When someone eats a girl out after getting creampied.

That salty pear was juicy AF.

by Burrywood May 9, 2024

Pear (SWBG)

Pear is one of the audience members from Shovelwares brain game. Known to disrupt the show to spit out his “critical” opinions.
He’s also well known for being both gay and British. As he has been seen kissing men before.

1: hey, do you see Pear (SWBG) over there?

2: yeah. I saw him kiss a men earlier
1: ah. Yes, that would make sense. Pear loves kissing men after all!

by The aubergine man July 12, 2023

pear moment

when your friend talks about cheese.

Person 1: 'yoooo i love cheese'
Person 2: 'yoooo thats actually a pear moment'

by suspicio January 9, 2022

Pear shaped

An attempt by females to make a male feel ashamed of their bodies, and that they should all have a V shaped torso like something out of a magazine. Usually an attempt made by the same females who claim that it is the males who try to shame females about their bodies. Trying to make people ashamed of who they are instead of what they look like would be closer to impressive, if you're trying to give somebody else shit about something. Telling them they're an asshole, or a hypocrite, or a faggot, or something they already know about themselves isn't going to be shocking, stunning, or mindblowing. Neither is a story about abuse, since they've been heard so many times they've lost their stun/shock value.

The reality is there's a lot more pear shaped guys in the world than there are V shaped guys in the world, since reality is not like a magazine.

by Solid Mantis February 1, 2021

pickled pear

mean, rude, just anything bad; it can also mean something frisky if you know what i mean 😏

“Apple is being such a pickled pear today 😡”

by mesca September 1, 2023