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Freaky Forest

A girl with a really thick bush ;) ;)
by IntoXic8dDeatH June 5, 2018
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Butt forest

The area of a mans butt where there is much hair and to navigate through it’s like going through a forest
When I blew coke up my husband butt it was hard to get through the butt forest
by Cokeeesmurf October 31, 2018
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Forest Logic

Making the best out of an F-d up situation.

Always looking at the bright side even when everything seems to be crumbling apart.

An obsured way of being positive through dark humor.
She busted out my car windows so now I don't need to replace my a/c, thats so Forest Logic.

Forest Logic is coming home to four slashed tires and being excited to run to work.

Do you wanna hear some Forest Logic? My family trying to kill me only built character.

Here's some Forest Logic for you. Since I lost my sence of smell. Farts don't bother me.

Getting stabbed only attracted more women thanks to Forest Logic.

Forest Logic is coming home to an eviction notice and being excited to use the new survival pack.
by TreeDiddlyMaFnD January 29, 2018
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Annihilating the forest

In other words burning trees, smoking the mary jane, and flying high man. Im talking like some many blunts and shit.
We were annihilating the forest, man
by chocolatekush420 December 12, 2011
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King of the Forest

The one and only sexy beast that dwells within the dark Swedish forests of Kaldklioeindh. The King of the Forest will only appear to those most brave to challenge it's sexyness. At that moment of challenge the great Nordic forest goddess Pehtrah the great will appear to judge one's sexyness against the King. Since none shall ever best the sexyness of the King no one has ever dared even the slightest challenge. You may see some day the King of the Forest dashing through the forests of Sweden with Pehtrah riding noblely on it's back. It only appears as a sexy blur.
1) Man 1:What was that sexy blur flying past?

Man 2:Oh that? That's the King of the Forest.
by The King1234567890 May 4, 2009
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Winter Forest

When some or all of one's pubic hair has turned white and/or gray.
When Fred went in for his urologist appointment his urologist exclaimed upon seeing him pantless: " Damn man your starting to get a winter forest!"
by Zil025 June 6, 2020
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frosty forest

When a guys cums on a girls hairy pussy, it is know as "frosting her forest".
Yeah, bro, I gave her a frosty forest yesterday! It was life changing.
by DirtyDan879 May 20, 2015
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