Zonkey Appreciation Day

Zonkey Appreciation Day is on the 5th of November every year until the earth explodes. On this day we honour the zonkeys that have all died due to the zonkey hate groups.

'Happy Zonkey Appreciation Day'
"Happy Zonkey Appreciation Day to you too"
'I love zonkeys'
"Me too"

by IAmMentallyStable November 4, 2022

Zonk Punch

A powerful and easy move for self defense, made popular with its usage by Bruce Lee and Jackie Chan

Girl: Some creep tried to grope me but i used the zonk punch and broke his skull and neck
Girl 2: Slay

by NiggaWord November 4, 2022

Zonkey

An animal that is half donkey and half zebra. (Its called a zonkey, not a zeedonk.) The word zonkey can also be used as an insult or a compliment to a person.

"Omg you are such a fucking zonkey."
"You are my #1 zonkey"
"Yooo look, it's a wild zonkey"

by IAmMentallyStable November 4, 2022

Zonked

When one falls asleep extremely quickly and prematurely so they subsequently wake up very exhausted

"wow I got home last night and completely zonked !!"

"shut up bitch"

by lilcheesesticks December 2, 2022

Zonkey

a zesty monkey

Guy 1: HOLY SHIT YOU'RE ACTING LIKE A ZONKEY RIGHT NOW

by HedgehogGaming December 30, 2022

Zonk Off, Squeeb!

It basically means “Fuck off you loser”

1: I kick puppies
2: “Zonk Off, Squeeb!”

by uproxide February 2, 2023

Zonkedoodle

A term used to describe someone who is excessively tired or exhausted.

I pulled an all-nighter studying for the exam, and now I'm completely zonkedoodled.

by AustinReaves May 24, 2023