wonky

Wonky (n) - the slight cock eyed, retarded horse like thing you might see on blackpool beach taking obese family members 10 yards down the beach before the 'wonky' collapses. In a sentence - 'Would any of you degenerate, fuckwit chavs like a ride on the wonky'..said mum.'

In a sentence - 'Would any of you degenerate, fuckwit chavs like a ride on the wonky'..said mum.'

by Ben Sutton HK January 24, 2010

Wookey Hole

1. A place in Dorset that is cold and wet
2. Vagina

Corrr your Wookey hole needs a trim

Amy Barter's wookey hole is well hairy

by jerfhergkjnergkoww,oxr June 12, 2010

wonky toad

When someone is absolutely convinced they will never take ketamin again and only moments later is reduced to a toady mess on the party floor mumbling about ballbags and dribbling on ladies.

The anaemic toad when in with the mysterious ginger weasel becomes enraged and he and his sidekick the rare african closet gremlin. went on a magical journey from the land of carpet to the vinyl mountain. He then feeling challenged issues mucus from his griffnuts and transforms into a wonky toad.

by willhelm654 August 11, 2011

wonky horizon

n. One who texts while walking, usually unaware of their surroundings.

John spilled hot coffee all over himself when the wonky horizon ahead of him stopped short.

by angryhungrya April 4, 2016

Wonky-Wooby

A word you use when you forget the real word for things.

Yeah just stick it in that.... Wonky-Wooby over there.

by Bobameji June 16, 2016

wonky woo

when something is wonky

damn bro that’s wonky woo

by willy_wonma February 3, 2020

Willy Wonker

A Dick head who things he has a big dick but in reality it’s as small a peanut. He thinks he’s funny but the funniest thing about him is when he pees himself whenever he’s scared or laughing too much from his own joke.

“You willy wonker! You small Dick”

by DILDO BAGGINZ January 2, 2018