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A county in the south of England with practically nothing in it apart from fields, farms, tractors, hills, mansions, more fields, Bournemouth and high quantity baby making machines more commonly known as chavettes living off child benefits.
Really nice in the rural areas if you like your peace, quiet and tranquility.
Some really nice towns with decent culture, some towns are as dull as shit.

Don't come here if you don't like; the colour green, cows, sheep, a shit county council, terrible public transport or the semi-vacant smell of shit.
"Dorset is like constantly living near a sewage treatment centre"
by Bobinsular500 March 08, 2009
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1. The poor man's Devon.

2. England's taint.

3. A county of south-central England; county town, Dorchester.
Traveller: Excuse me, which way to Dorset?

Local: Back the way you came, stranger.
by Roman Showers June 26, 2018
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