elven wine

A euphemism for engaging in kinky, fantasy sex. Only offered in red and white. No rose.

"A short time later, both Aragorn and Arwen were revived on a snack of elven wine and fruit"

by Oxfordlad January 8, 2015

Wakey Wines

a place where you get a prime bottle for £100

Susan, I'm going to Wakey Wines to gets some prime

by IslamicTord November 6, 2022

Ducks wine

It’s water , you thirsty bitch .

“Can I have a drink?” “Yeah , treat yourself to some ducks wine”

by Random 3 June 18, 2019

Wine Dad

Quite dissimilar to the beer dad or the wine mom, wine dad's are typically laid back and full of mirth, especially when they're sipping on some of their favorite wine. Wine dad's are often known for making their own wine and they love sharing it with anyone who comes over. Loving and caring, these dad's are especially close to their children and immediately family and will not hesitate to invite friends and more distant family over for a drink.

1: "My dad's a total wine dad"
2: "Lucky shit, I'd love to meet him some day"
1: "I'm sure he'd be happy to have you over tonight if you'd like"

by InfinitePorpoise August 16, 2020

Wine Rack

a term to describe a lady who has imbibed far too much alcohol and is now unknowingly showing her breasts to all and sundry.

Jo: who on earth is that drunk girl?

Emma: no idea but she totally has her wine rack out.

by Ahadiel March 17, 2009

breakup wine

Wine you buy for your girlfriend but don't give it to her because you are dumping her

Mmmmmmmm, yeah that breakup wine!

by courtneydanforth April 4, 2015

Wine Flu

A term basically implying a hangover, but spoofing the media-hogging Swine Flu.

"I have a headache. I must have wine flu"

by Goldmonster September 24, 2009