Winning!

Popularized by actor Charlie Sheen, after denouncing his employers of popular sitcom "2 and a Half Men" via multiple tabloid shit-storms, which resulted in cancellation of the show. The phrase "Winning" used by Sheen during interviews with various media outlets, was successfully repackaged and made further popular by SNL.
Man I totally failed my GRE today, but only because I was so high on coke throughout the whole thing...WINNING!
by PegLeggers March 15, 2011
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Winning!

Pseudoironic exclamation almost exclusively used by corny frat boys and yuppies. The proper response is to sigh "chuh!" and turn away.
A random douche at a bar exclaims "Winning!" after taking a shot.
by J. Cryer March 13, 2011
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Winning!

Catchphrase made popular by Charlie Sheen. Can be injected after any phrase.
Guy: Look at that crazy dude trying to carry 78 chickens in a grocery sack.
Girl: Winning!
(random outburst of laughter from all bystanders)
by krabo March 15, 2011
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Winning!

When things are going yor way or about to. ie: a large settlement coming your way, having two live-in godesses taking care of your children, making 1.8 million dollars per episode.
I'm going to sue for TONS, and have my two live-in goddesses take care of my children, AND get a raise at my job. Winning!
by Trblgrrl March 03, 2011
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Winning!

(Verb) the process of doing something radical or awesome that most likely involves partying with porn stars and doing lots of drugs. Frequently used by actor Charlie Sheen to describe a radical moment in his life.
Dane: Dude this party is radical!

Paul: Yea man! have a shot!

Dane: *gulps shot*

Dane: Winning!
by PollioCrow March 11, 2011
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Win-Win-Win

A solution to a conflict which not only benefits both parties involved, but also benefits the mediator for having successfully mediated a conflict. Deemed the most optimal result of a conflict and coined by Michael Scott in the Conflict Resolution episode (twenty-one of season two) of The Office.
Making the poster into a T-shirt and forcing Oscar to wear it was quite a win-win-win solution.
by Free6000Bush June 30, 2011
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Win win

A term a smarmy salesman or manager uses to tell you that both parties have positive outcomes from a situation. This is rarely true. see Enterprise bargaining
So you see here we have a win win deal.

Oh yes of course, you take my old car for nothing, and i pay off this new one for the next 38 years, i am a winner then arent i?
by jamesbrown May 02, 2003
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