Often seen roaming the grounds of the local Starbucks or other pseudo-social environment, the wild doucheberry wears outrageously stupid outfits and believes he commands the adoration of all in the vicinity... while in reality he lives in a sad world of self aggrandizement and false superiority.
Wild doucheberry, three-o'clock... check out those knee socks, loafers and board shorts. Where in the world does that guy get all of that confidence?
by CallItAsISeeIt May 19, 2017
Get the Wild Doucheberrymug. A wild animal regarded by many as Satya. Found in the forests near and around tokyo, this so called “human” tends to break lawsz
by Hola0124 May 11, 2019
Get the wild saggumug. 
by Intellectual G February 5, 2010
Get the Wild Guanabanamug. A tall man with a sizable boiler, an extremely large nose, and patchy beard witch usually reminds him of his broken career
by Boliver T. Shagnasty April 5, 2019
Get the A wild nunesmug. by shmelenix October 24, 2009
Get the Douches Wildmug.