daniel wilson

slang term for 'dinner lady' (a steriotypical old woman who slaves behind a canteen often sneeze proof glass serving food to staff/students).

Stop cleaning up you look like a daniel wilson.

by georgewinterz January 5, 2009

Dirty Wilson

When you take the grip of a tennis racket and shove it up someones ass.

Dirty wilson tennis dirty butt

by tennis star ham March 25, 2011

Mr. Wilson

After taking home a random woman from the bar, and you realize she smells bad. You decide to chow her box anyway.

Person 1 "Did you go home with Sarah last night."
Person 2 "Yeh, she smelt so bad"
Person 1 "You pulled a Mr. Wilson didn't you."
Person 2 "ummmmm. yeh"

by StcVader May 27, 2012

smith and wesson

The worlds largest handgun manufacturers in the world. The have some pritty tight guns too. Basically the King of gun making.

Dude did you know Smith and wesson came out with 5 new guns? Man they got a lot of fire power.

by Lil' wolfie Wolf December 5, 2006

wilson

Very smart, very intelligent.
superior to all others

Wilson is so smart I feel like shit compared to him

by urbandictionaryeditor December 25, 2008

Owen Wilson Nose

A cold, shriveled little penis. An Owen Wilson nose is most often experienced when submerged in cold water.

Your mom wanted to fuck in the pool last night, but the water was too cold. She reached into my trunks and caught me sporting an Owen Wilson nose.

by David452 June 15, 2008

dirty wilson

alcoholic drink made from vodka, pineapple juice and ginger ale.

two beers and a dirty wilson please...

by elouk July 27, 2006