warped tour

AKA Pepsi presents "Punk Fest"

"Hey! Lets pay 30 bucks to go to the warped tour and see a bunch of half descent bands play half hour sets and pay 10 bucks for small bottles of water!"

by Crimpteen April 19, 2006

Warped Tour 03

A tour that is warped and has many bikini clas women, and men. I find the latter disturbing if not downright erotic. The music this year was inferior to the music last year, if you are going to warped 03, don't for it is too late.

I went to warped 03 and i wish i ate PP juice instead

by The lord of the PP July 6, 2003

Warpig

An Unwanted or Illegitimate Baby or Child. The illegitimate children of War. An archaic word used by the British "Upper Classes to describe children that were sired in a War situation, usually between a man of the "Officer Class" and a Prostitute. I have heard it used as "Da Da's Warpig" , meaning "Fathers illegitimate child". Warpigs were often consigned to a hellish life, subjected to horrendous discipline practices and were often driven deliberately mad. See also "Royal Blood".

Queen Victoria's Warpig half sister was consigned to a life of obscurity in the country as she was an embarrassment to all around her.

by Huey Tank December 1, 2014

warped tour

1. An emo musical festival where all the emo bitches and bastards can come and slit their wrists, dance like retards, and cry altogether! It's about the best thing since solar-powered flashlights.

2. A celebration for all non-emo people because all the emo people are gone at this slitting-fest.

Kid 1: "Where are the emo kids today?"

Kid 2: "I think someone said something about Warped Tour going on today."

Kid 1: "Good, now I can go a day without kicking someone's ass!"

by Junk28 November 20, 2007

WarPlay

WarPlay, Noun - African American rapper from Goldmic.com who although appears to be black, is infact a caucasian male. Although his Usher on Steroids like exterior, he is a soft chewy WHITE marshmellow on the inside.

"WarPlay crip walks to slipknot, what a fucking honkey"

by www.GhostSquad.com July 28, 2005

warpie

A young and/or contemporary person dressing and acting as if they were hippies living in the 1960s and 70s, thus they are hippies living in a time warp. Not to be confused with "trekkie".

Generally, "warpies" are male or groups of both genders, and "warpie chicks" are female.

"Did you see the warpies with their beads, ponytails and bellbottoms?".

by ksmanning June 27, 2009

warpedtourge

sexual relations revolving around dates of the Warped Tour. refers to casual hookups while people from different cities are brought together for this whore scenefest.

bongslut: "hai i'll b@warped tmrw, txt 9105558578 if ur dwn 4 warpedtourges"

by Stuart DBDD July 22, 2009