Fijian butt wiper

When a girl shits on your dick while giving backshots so you touch butts and clean the shit off of yourself and her with Fiji water

Sam: Dude I just gave this girl a Fijian butt wiper

Jo marant: Nigger

by Laddleee July 10, 2025

Wiper

Someone who is figuratively so busy wiping their ass to engage in an online interaction.

He's on every day- definitely not a wiper.

by antitaxonomy July 14, 2024

cum wipers

Fake eyelashes (falsies) that are extra long and aid in keeping a cumshot from getting in the eyes.

Did you see guys see Greta’s new cum wipers??

by jman james July 19, 2024

Houston Windshield Wiper

Cumming on somebodies face and wiping it off with your dick

Dude I gave that bitch a Houston Windshield Wiper fr

by R.L Stien August 12, 2024

windscreen wiper

licking semen off your cheeks

“that guy is a total windscreen wiper”

by Aaron Connolly July 28, 2023