Help Wanted

A type of sign that most businesses place in clear view of prospective applicants, despite their inexplicable desire not to hire help for any reason.

What the good goddamn is wrong with that restaurant? I applied to them four times in the last three months and they haven't called back yet, but that fucking "Help Wanted" sign is still up there!

by Wallbridge January 21, 2006

WaNtEd

The coolest of the cool. Only the most popular, buffest, funniest and best looking can obtain this title. It's an honor to be referred to with this pronoun.

Oh my god you're right! He's definitely a WaNtEd, I wish i could be as cool as him

by WaNtEdAmErIcAn October 18, 2010

I want this because of reasons

A phrase used to when one wants something badly, usually something that seems strange or completely random. It's normally used when someone is either 1.) too excited about the item to explain why they want it or 2.) doesn't WANT to explain why they want it. The phrase is taken from the "Pardon Me" strip in the webcomic "Three Word Phrase."

Pardon me, Sir. Do you have anything that will make a butt extremely slippery? I want the slipperiest butt imaginable. The most slippery butt you can have is the kind of butt I want.

....I want this because of reasons.

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"Necomimi is the latest product from Neurowear. These fashionable cat ears use brain sensory to move according to your emotions..."

Someone put this on my Christmas list. I WANT THESE BECAUSE OF REASONS!!

by Nikki0417 December 17, 2011

Who Wants To Be A Millionare?

A quiz show brought in the summer to up the ratings of Summer TV. The first major step in gaining viewers in the summer. The show was hosted by Regis Philbin on the ABC Network. The show made a return on Primetime TV earlier in the year of 2004 with "Super Millionare". Since then, the show is still syndicated and hosted by a female host.

"Millionare has gone down the drain since Regis stopped hosting."

by Corey Blair December 22, 2004

wasatch high school

Wasatch high school is the high school in Heber City, Utah. Inside wasatch it’s full of druggies and hicks and the occasional good mormon child. All the teachers have the life sucked out of them and it’s their job to suck the life out of the students. Everyone likes juding everyone, and there is a lot of horny nerds -10/10 stars

She goes to wasatch high school she probably wants to kill herself.

by Hotcha gurl November 6, 2017

For want of a nail

A parable of exponentially cascading consequences.

For want of a nail a horseshoe was lost,
For want of a horseshoe a horse went lame,
For want of a horse a rider never got through,
For want of a rider a message never arrived,
For want of a message an army was never sent,
For want of an army a battle was lost,
For want of a battle a war was lost,
For want of a war a kingdom fell,
And all for want of a nail.

by Monkey's Dad April 2, 2020

want some candy

a phrase used when you see some old bastard on the street with no teeth.
Also can be used when you see a little kid walking home from school so you can scare him to shitting his pants.

Hey old man.... want some candy.....

Hey little boy..... looks like you could use some candy

by Slimslope May 22, 2006