Wisconsin Wash Cloth

You take a slightly warm moist sock and jizz in it. Then slap your spouse or anyone in the face with it.

The wife was being a twat about my drinking, so I gave her a Wisconsin Wash Cloth and she calmed the fuck down

by TwoFlushPoo November 8, 2019

High Speed White Wash

A group of men in a panel van who ejaculate on a unsuspecting bystander. Similar to a drive but with cum.

Grab the boys, we’re pulling a High Speed White Wash

by BigLeatherDaddy May 26, 2023

Gentleman's Wash

To hastily clean your manhood in the basin of a pub’s toilets in preparation for a forthcoming sexual act with someone you’ve just met.

Dave hoped the bird he was giving a ride home to would give him a blowjob on the way so he had a gentleman's wash

by tropical July 16, 2008

redneck power wash

the act of peeing on a poop stain in a toilet to wash it away.

you open the toilet and there is a poop stain on the wall and you use your penis to redneck power wash it clean

by Andy Banas July 20, 2008

Donkey Wash

The act of doing a handstand in the shower while placing legs near the shower head to rinse one's anus simulating a bucking donkey or horse.

Harry: Man, I should of wiped better.
Andy: Just do a donkey wash in the shower.
Harry: The poop water always gets in my face.
Andy: The technique is to keep your chin up.

by Torched_Scrotum October 20, 2015

Taco car wash

after you cum in your girl; she slides her dripping pussy all over you.

Had to have a hot shower after I got a Taco car wash from my girl.

by AandS October 8, 2014

nigger car wash

When a group of friends leave a party and look for a fellow party goers car and proceed to piss all over it, paying special attention to the door handels and other areas that the driver is likely to touch when returning to thier vehicle. It is a bonus when there are subfreezing temperatures out so the urine may freeze to the car causeing pissacles to accumulate from the bottom of the car.

After a killin it at Crip and Ants appartment the first car spotted was a red anniversary edition Z-28 Cammaro Belonigng to Spinny, we proceeded to fresshin her up with a nigger car wash.

Spinny as he opens his car: "Damn dude did it rain while we where in there?"

Spinnys Boyfirend " the parkin lot isnt wet.... oh shit theres pissacles hangin from the side mirrors, looks like you got yourself a good ol fashon nigger car wash!!!!"

by KlapMoneyMillionare January 27, 2008