Rusty Venture

A Rusty Venture is the name for when you jerk off so much your dick gets all red and sore.

This is not over until one of us gets a Rusty Venture!

by somethingawful dot com November 24, 2010

A Rusty Venture

To masturbate so much your penis gets red raw.

Yesterday I jerked off so much my dick is bleeding. I gave myself a Rusty Venture.

by r0nan November 24, 2010

Ventrilo Rod

When one disguises their penis as a puppet to lure children.

Jonesy used to work on big sausage pizza, but now he jsut does ventrilo rod at kids parties.

by Wenthworth Possle-Bottom October 13, 2006

Venture off the beaten path

To do something knowing that there will be an unexpected outcome.

Guy 1: what's bob gonna do now that he's 17 and has freedom?
Guy 2: Hes going to venture off the beaten path into a world beyond his home.

by Chill2y3 March 28, 2013

whore veneer

The false perception of being a whore (i.e. loose, easy, promiscuous), but is rather prudish. Could also be referred to as a tease.

You really didn't do anything with that guy. That's just whore veneer you're frontin'.

by Fredo|Fredi November 26, 2009

Joint Venture

In Business: A Partnership in which two or more companies (often from different countries) join to undertake a major project

Socially: A blazing session in which two or more people (often from different countries) join to undertake smoking a large joint

Billy calls his friend Huang from China to come hang out in America. When Huang arrives they find themselves face to face with a large quantity of marijuana and rolling paper. Billy rolls a 12g joint while Huang calls Winston from England and Pablo from Puerto Rico. Once everyone arrives they begin a Joint Venture, smoking in Billy's basement until no one can stand up anymore.

by D2DaWreck October 13, 2011

ace ventura pet detective

like ACE! but you add the name of ace ventura pet detective on the end

god, that gig was ace ventura pet detective!

by skinnygangster September 5, 2006