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Funny Valentine

"Kono tonari no basho ni jiyuu ni haitte koreru no wa kono watashi no nouryoku dakeda! yukkuri ajiway"

Funny Valentine is the 23rd President of the United States in the fictional world of JoJo's Bizzare Adventure: Part 7 - Steel Ball Run, he wields the stand Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap, who can travel from a universe to another by going between two objects, he organized a continental race from San Diego to New York with the help of Steven Steel following the map of Joseph of Arimathea in order to gather the corpse parts which is assumed to be Jesus Christ's corpse, he is killed by Johnny Joestar later in the ending of the part
Wow, Funny Valentine and his stand D4C is so OP!!
by M1co29 July 7, 2020
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valentine's day

A legal prostitution day where the male buys the female a box of candy just so she will put out once a year.
i am getting you this box of cocao for valentines day- please have sex with me.
by Monkey Man February 2, 2004
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Nick Valensi

HOTTEST GUITARIST ON THE PLANET - plays in the best band in the whole world - namely The Strokes. Very skinny, sexy hair at all times, wears tight pants. Plays a customised guitar, Epiphone manufactures a trademark Nick Valensi guitar.
Nick Valensi is a very sexy man and a fabulous guitarist.
by Bec WHO LOVES NICK August 8, 2006
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valentine's day

1.) The most depressive day of the year (If your single or not)
2.) Marketing scam created by Capitalist scum
Valentines Day? I don't celebrate it, I refuse to be forced into buying things which the Government gets 90% profit of.
by Thumper (Cobain) February 17, 2004
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Valencia Velodrome

A "sports arena" located on Valencia Street in the Mission District of San Francisco, CA. USA where local "athletes" walk, rather than ride their bicycles up and down the sidewalk.

Due to the fact zoning laws require that no bicycles be ridden on the sidewalks, and since visibility is lacking in the bike lane, these "athletes" are forced to walk their machines down the sidewalk in an attempt to compete for the gazes of the female population, which all seem to be dressed like Nepalese Sherpas with fringed suede jackets and victorian era blouses.

The winners of this daily competition are entitled to interact with the objects of there desire. Interactions inlcude:

comparing dislikes, discussing past failures, explaining one's need for keeping it real, and the like.

Elite "athletes are often associated with the prestigious cycling group Team Valencia.
Did you see those kids doing the Valencia Velodrome yesterday? Maybe next time they should try riding their bikes.
by seaneee May 11, 2009
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Valenton

Brave, and easily angered.
Ese guey es Valenton hasta la chingada!
by El Tigrillo Palma July 14, 2009
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Vagenerous

An adjective used to describe a woman who sleeps around a ton, has sex with multiple, multiple partners, and/or gives up sex very quickly and easily, i.e. on the first date.
"Dude, I totally nailed Brittany last night."
"Wasn't that your guys' first date?"
"Yeah."
"Well, that was very vagenerous of her."
by Ole' Lefty April 10, 2010
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