Valley hole

Troy Aikman’s voice as an NFL commentator. Cross between a valley girl and an asshole.

Troy Aikman is a valley hole.

by NFLlover May 3, 2018

valley szn

Valley szn is the season where you drive around a beautiful place and get high with friends in your car.

yo bro its valley szn you tryin to go?

by pennyflip May 11, 2018

Valley Swim Club

Valley Swim Club - Nestled at the bottom of Pikes Peak, just a stone throw away from Rock Ledge Ranch. This is the only private swim club on earth where drunk volley ball playing is expected almost every night while moving at a speed any faster than a walk is grounds for getting kicked out. The only thing worse than getting sunburned here due to long sun exposure in the hot June afternoons is having to walk barefoot across the rock covered parking lot that would usually be found in prison courtyards. Glass is not allowed at all but if you feel like bringing your kid who can’t follow a single established rule, then by all means, feel free! The lifeguards job of watching the other kids in the pool isn’t simply enough and they would proudly accept the duty of babysitting your misbehaving child for the 7 hours you leave them. The industrial sized grills provided to you will be the perfect way to feed your family on summer nights and when finished, please leave the gas on. Multiple signs will instruct otherwise, please disregard these. The VSC staff is always ready to welcome you on the raining, fourty degree afternoons, for you to swim, prompting them to sit in the rain and watch as you take your daily 43819728937 laps around the pool. It’s never a dull day at the swim club and the members invite you to bring your family as guests for a reasonable $5/person. Yes, this includes those who have never been in any body of water deeper that your home bathtub.

Never a bad day at Valley Swim Club!

by VSC1111 May 20, 2018

Valley girl

A female from northeastern Pennsylvania who chases somebody else’s man or significant other, while having a man and “committed relationship” of their own

Valley girls are never the wave

by Phantomm July 31, 2019

Valley Commando

An absolute blown bro from the Welsh valleys.

Andy: bro im blownnnnnnnn eggy boy get here nowwwwwwwww
Johnson: mate your an absolute valley commando mate

by JohnDoe2010101 September 5, 2019

Valley Chestnut Shot

Valley refers to the cleavage, chestnut, or chest nut refers to the act of cumming on someone's breasts/chest.

A Valley Chestnut Shot is the act of cumming into someones mouth through the cleavage.

Hey, want a Valley Chestnut Shot? Yeah sure!

Have you tried a Valley Chestnut Shot? Yeah, it was great!

by Loriethalion October 19, 2019

Valley girl

A girl who is addicted to nicotine and cannot think for herself. She usually follows the trends and is naturally pretty but fucking useless. They can’t do anything and only know how to use a phone. They use the words « like » « omg » and other useless interjections. They are usually blond and are very basic.

Wow I was trying to hook up with this valley girl last night
I think i might kill my self

by Maia is a stupid blonde December 11, 2019