Valentines’ Day Mudslide

When a man is performing anal sex on a woman, and in the middle of the act, the woman experiences a bout of explosive diarrhea caused by their valentines date to a local Mexican restaurant.

Ashley gave me a valentines’ day mudslide after our date to Hacendia.

by MFTJ February 14, 2021

Valentines day

Another word for saying tap n gap for a whole day…keen?

Me: wanna be my valentines?
Girl: ew no

Valentines day

by Slickzupko February 11, 2022

Valentine’s Day

A day dedicated to chocolate, flowers, and butt sex.

“Are you ready for Valentine’s Day?” *grabs lube

by Mini aspirin January 28, 2021

valentine's day

Mating season for humans

San valentine's day is the shortest mating season for any creature.

by A name nobody has used February 6, 2017

Valentine's Day

The day you give your main bitch some flowers and chocolates and take her out to dinner or the movies.

Babe, happy Valentine's Day! I'm broke today.

by docbac15 February 14, 2014

[valentine's day]

A day where everyone give chocolate to their love ones.

A day when the single man is going to be sad... Or find a slut to fucked

Ah shit here we go again by valentine's day

by Your dad's lesbian January 29, 2020

valentines day

the biggest scam of a holiday ever. made to make singles, much like me feel like shit and extremely lonely.

best friend: yo bro are you ready for valentines day?
me: fuck no

by friendly neighborhood italian February 8, 2020