Updraft

n.
When you fart, instead of it immediately leaving your ass crack, it lingers and eventually crawls up your gooch and around your balls.

Dude 1: I hate those small desks in the english class
Dude 2: Yeah me too they give me the worst updraft

by Asskicking101 December 28, 2007

17 Deadly Sins (update)

1.Wrath-strong fierce anger through out
2.Sloth-excessive laziness
3.Pride-high sense of one's personal status, selfish
4.Envy-feeling of discontent with others advantages
5.Lust-intense sexual desire
6.Greed-rapid desire towards wealth/possessions
7.Gluttony-compulsive eating, after your full
8.Naive-showing lack of judgement/experience/info.
9.Aggrieve-abusing oneself or others for pleasure/fun
10.Prevaricate-compulsive lieing
11.Vanity-excesive pride in ones apperance
12.Insolence-boldly rude/disrespectful to others
13.Aggravate-annoy/irriate beyond belief for amusement
14.Cozen-cheat/decieve, blame others for your actions
15.Exploit-takes advantages of others and situations
16.Gar-forcing others to do your misdeeds/actions
17.Plagiarise-take credit for someone elses work/ideas

the 17 Deadly Sins (update) lives in everyone of us, just urging to burst out and to do harm and evil.

by SippinJiz March 9, 2011

Updike

a john, a toilet, a crapper

after jim's 21st birthday, he spent all night with his head over the updike

by Erik October 6, 2003

update

To have anal sex: derived from the Australian slang date, meaning asshole, on account of its generally round, wrinkled and brown appearance.

"Let me update you."

"I'm hoping to update her this evening."

"He promised he would update me. It's most frustrating."

"I've been giving him hourly updates."

by Roger the Cabin Boy August 18, 2006

updog break

A break from an activity in which one attempts updog jokes.

Mike took an updog break to satisfy a much needed fix after two games of Warcraft III.

by Drew the Dude May 2, 2006

windows update

the computer update which gives big porn companies and virus hacker people your ip address, your passwords, your ports, your address your fone your job, your wifes name, your daughters (ewwwwwwwwww) and installs trojans and deletes avi files so u cannot watch the kazaa downloaded files

the windows update ruined teh man with the lies to the wife, the staling of the daughters and the killage of his money

by asian September 8, 2003

Upduck

Something you say to someone while pointing underneath you're eye, so in return they say 'What's upduck?'

Mike: Hey dude, you got some Upduck on your eye
Chad: What's upduck?

by Doedsfald July 19, 2009