Ultimate Chotch

A person, usually male, who must always be number one, by any means necessary, such as in sports, sexual relationships, badass things. The Ultimate Chotch is usually bullshitting, is terrible at lying, and if caught in a lie, will only lie their way out to try to cover it up. They are usually very insecure and scared what others will say. They tend to not be liked by many people, and the people they are slightly liked by get very annoyed of them very quickly. There is nothing worse then having an ultimate chotch nearby, and the only cure is:
1) the ultimate chotch losing in a fight, wether it be a beakshow or a fistfight
2) the ultimate chotch moving, or having an epiphany of their ego.

Ultimate Chotch: Yeah me and these twins fucked at my house, *gives details that no one needed to hear*

Brian: We didn't need to hear that and no one cares.

Ultimate Chotch: the twins do
*later*
Brian to twins: Did you and (insert name) screw last night?

Twins: Eww no hes gross! He tried to get on us but i smacked him.

by Brian90210 November 16, 2011

the ultimate karma

Human's disregard for nature, other species etc. causing climate change that hurts humans, bad, real bad.

He’s late to veganism. The ultimate karma is alive and well.

by Old Spicey May 19, 2019

ultimate gamer

What every gamer bro aspires to be.

Epic Dude Bro 1: I wish I could be an ultimate gamer
Epic Dude Bro 2: same bro

by PapPapPap March 04, 2018

Ultimate Jew

Eli Spivak is an Ultimate Jew because he only talks about Jewish things and wears a yamika.

He is missing this party for a Batmitzvah... What an Ultimate Jew

by Lucy Cochran May 13, 2015

Ultimate Victory

Chamillionaire's second major album . It is the follow up album to The Sound Of Revenge. Set to release on March 27, 2006. His first single is going to be "Not a Criminal" featuring Kelis.

Chamillionaire's "Ultimate Victory" album is tight.

by Ntowncody January 17, 2007

Ultimate pizza

Boogers and cum on pizza

Michael put his boogers and cum on the ultimate pizza.

by John Jeremy October 01, 2018

Ultimate Sanchez

During intercourse the male inserts his entire fist into his own anus and punches the woman (or man) in the mouth.

Colin - "Dude I totally Ultimate Sanchezed that bitch, Fallon last night!"

Chad - "Did she die??"

Colin - " Yeah so I made do with what I could after ward."

Chad - "Maaaaaaan we need to go"

by bacon4lyfe June 06, 2011