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Twathead

Justin Bieber's hair style.
(when doing a haircut) "Can i have a twathead? just like Justin Bieber, girls at school love it."
by Justin BB March 3, 2011
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Twitchles

There are many variations for the word twitchles. (1) If a person calls you this, they simply are too lazy to call you by your real name; (2) Being a twitch is another way of saying "Gay" or "Homo" or "pole greaser" etc, (3) Twatchina is simply the feminem version of twitchles, but since most gays are feminem, we save it for the fag hags a.k.a. back bone to the gay community; (4) It can also be converted to "Twitchy" and is often used as an adjective describing one's fabulosity.
(1) fag: Hey ...umm twitchles

fag hag: hey gorgeous

(2) fag hag: check out that twitch!

fag: mmm fuck me sideways!!

(3) fag: hey twatchina

fag hag: hey twitchles, wanna get some dick?

(4) fag hag: omg he is sooooo twitchy

fag: isnt he? absolutely yums
by Josephina & Christofagiss October 25, 2009
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twatcave

n:
1) Home of Twatman and Robin
2) cavernous quim
"Jo had an enormous twatcave"
"your twatcave is almost as big as your mum's vaginal trench"
"i heard she once fit a whole shopping trolley dog up her twatcave"
by massive bender October 14, 2007
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twitchplayspokemon

A live stream that consists of thousands of people playing a single game of Pokemon by typing commands into their computer and/or mobile device. Despite the utter chaos created progress is still made. Very slowly of course ,but it's still progress.
"So, did you like twitchplayspokemon?" "I don't know I must consult the helix"
by Mr.k March 6, 2014
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Twathead

My mother's name for me.
Mum: Twathead come here
by TejTejTej August 18, 2006
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Margaret Thatcher

Worst thing ever to happen to the country. Drove the economy, job market and country into the ground, repeatedly, at speed.

Living (well, sort of) proof that the Torys are evil beyond belief.
Margret Thatcher and Nigel Lawson clusterfucked England until it bled.
by e March 29, 2005
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*clit twitch*

The *clit twitch* is a female bodily reaction and sensation that can only be understood and appreciated amongst women.

A verbalisation of the female genital spasm (specifically, the 'awakening' of the clitoris) that is often experienced upon seeing something that is sexually pleasing.

Said typically from one woman to another, *clit twitch* is the mutual understanding of the level of excitement associated with the topic. A *clit twitch* can be associated with men, food, drugs or a scenario.
Example 1: Scenario/Food

Female Roommate 1 to Female Roommate 2:

FR1: 'Hey, I thought maybe we would order Pizza and watch a movie tonight'

*After experiencing a long and tiring day*

FR2:"*clit twitch*"

FR1: (after chuckling appropriately) 'Pizza and Movies it is then'

Example 2: Men

Female Friend 1 to Female Friend 2

FF1: 'So incredibly hot guy is coming to the party tonight'

*Horny and turned on by said male party guest*

FF2: 'Oh my God, incredibly hot guy is going? God he is gorgeous, like actually, "*clit twitch*"
by StrawberryRubberDuckie October 12, 2011
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