A skidmark often found in Mormon Underwear. This is a very common phenomena, as Mormons are not allowed to remove their undies and eventually dig deep while scratching their ass.
Jacob tried to avoid leaving a Mormon Trail by placing Mormon Panty Liners in his buttcrack. Unfortunately he enjoyed the sensation a little too much and woke up one morning with Mormon Crotch.
by Cuntoleezza Rice May 16, 2008
Get the Mormon Trailmug. by 3BigBootyBitches April 21, 2018
Get the Trail of Tearsmug. The resulting brown soft-serve trail of excrement when people with leaky assholes can't make it to the bathroom in time.
Old ladies that don't make it into the bi-lo bathroom in time leave a dookey trail so that you know where to start and stop cleaning.
by Hazencruz January 24, 2011
Get the Dookey Trailmug. We live across the street from the supermarket, so instead of driving, my roommate and I usually Oregon Trail our shopping cart full of groceries back to our apartment, dodging rush-hour traffic.
by emrysaki January 13, 2009
Get the Oregon Trailmug. Much like a happy trail, a thin patch of hair extending from your lower back to the depths of your asshole.
by Scratches February 15, 2014
Get the Backy-Trailmug. While slamming a girl in the ass, pull out as soon as her crap is comming out.
Drag your dick from her anus, through her ass crack, between her tits and to her mouth, while making sure you leave a solid trail of shit over her body.
Celebrate the end of the journey with a rough deep throat.
Drag your dick from her anus, through her ass crack, between her tits and to her mouth, while making sure you leave a solid trail of shit over her body.
Celebrate the end of the journey with a rough deep throat.
by ColonelPrittius March 21, 2018
Get the Oregon Trailmug. by YellowFeverAisle22 August 16, 2009
Get the Tail Trailmug.