Red topping

When a hot redhead has you waiting forever for a response

I been talking to this beautiful girl but the get to know you process taking forever cause she red topping me

by Savage king wc August 19, 2017

lopper topper

Sloppier than sloppy toppy

Fuck sloppy toppy girl give me that lopper topper

by TheToppers69 September 17, 2019

Washer Topper

A blowjob of epic proportions. A girl gets in a washing machine, and as it rotates, her mouth remains on your cock. Thus, the washer topper.

Damn I got the best blowjob I’ve ever had last night. That bitch gave me the Washer Topper

by washertoppergiver May 1, 2021

Whopper Topper

One who always has to tell others about how their experiences and stories are better and more amazing than everyone else's. Previously known as a "1-upper".

Oh, here Ethan goes again with one of his Whopper Topper's.

by TyCan June 9, 2021

Snow-topped mountain

First, get yourself some really dry skin on your head… like, really dandruff the fuck out of it. Don’t wash, or wash too much: whatever does it for you.

Next: find a female (sorry, this requires a female).

Next step: go down on her.
What you do down there really doesn’t matter. Go ahead and suck, lick, tease; bite if that’s her thing. What’s important is to ensure as much of that old, dead, flaky head skin ALL OVER her mound, thus transforming it into a snow-topped mountain.

Me: Karen, get this…

I didn’t drink for days and I didn’t wash my shampoo out for fucking weeks. I went down on this dirty bint the other day with my psoriasis scalp and fuck me, when I was done, she had the biggest snow-topped mountain I’ve ever made.

Karen: Nice. Nice.

by Wow bruh August 20, 2021

Pulled a Topper

When a dude meets a girl and they chill for a bit, then the dude tries to get off with the girl and she starts to cry, The asshole then just leaves.

HAY DUDE, I TOTALLY WENT TO HERS AND PULLED A TOPPER

by Vausey__ March 29, 2009

Granite tree-topper

A punster way of saying 'Rockstar'. Generally used to refer to people who have done something exceptionally nice or impressive or are all around awesome.

Wow, Hana, you're a granite tree-topper!

by StoneCeleb June 30, 2021