Katelynn Tong

This is the best person ever. You can't be better than her. She's pretty and amazing and sometimes mean. She has an addiction to spicy food but it's okay. She also really really likes white boys. Especially ones who name start with M at the moment. She has many friends and is really popular. She is also incredibly smart and is super duper amazing. She has big dreams and will accomplish them one day. She is really funny and laughs at really and times. She also might be crazy. She screams a lot and gets scared really easily. Oh, and she's really good at soccer.

Wow! That's so Katelynn Tong of you!
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I LOVE KATELYNN TONG

by katelynnisthebest March 23, 2024

Wong-Tong Tigers

The Chinese basketball league that Ezekiel made up.

My lawyer said, "You need to stop playing for the Wong-Tong Tigers, and join the NBA again."

by the mohglester March 28, 2024

Jinga Tong Lung

You Feel like a Jinga Tong Lung and it’s time to enjoy this moment Because once you see a Jinga Tong Lung You wanna do this forever. Sometimes when the moment is Right You say Jinga Tong Lung as a Form of Happiness. To bring the happiness spirits in your disposal This is truly a Jinga Tong Lung Moment

“Watch out Bro! , Can’t you see I’m tryna have a Jinga Tong Lung Over Here!”

“I can’t anymore with this Jinga Tong Lung Shit anymore You say this everyday we don’t even have Sex anymore!”

by MackATony January 28, 2026