More dick than a toilet seat

The act of a woman screwing many different guys. Analogous to a man getting 'more ass than a toilet seat.'

That woman has been out getting more dick than a toilet seat. She's has layed almost everything except the trans-Atlantic phone cable.

by LaughingAloud March 29, 2010

Toilet Read

A Toilet Read is a book or magazine that stays in the bathroom/toilet area and is read when one is sitting on the toilet.

I don't often have time to read books due to my heavy schedule. However I always manage to pick up my "toilet read" and read a few pages every day while I'm on the toilet.

by annieoakley August 30, 2010

Toilet Nazi

n. A malicious individual who leaves only one turn of toilet paper on the roll so when you use it you can only make a thin wiping tool, and your finger breaks through and gets shitty

Theres a toilet nazi amongst us and im going to camp the bog until i find the bastard

by sjors September 11, 2005

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Brainrot

Person A: level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boad
Person B: Ok son, now eat the cheese that definitely doesn't have your anti-psychotic pills

by spike827 October 20, 2023

toilet painting

a spray of loose fecal material that colors the walls of the commode

projectile dirrrhea

by Sirgey Pinchalov September 20, 2003

toilet rocker

A person that is to fat to get off the toilet and must rock back and forth to get up sometimes resulting in a broken toilet.

Do not let that person use your toilet they are a toilet rocker and may break your toilet.

by bhcrypto August 20, 2013

Toilnet

An internet connection that is agonizingly slow

I've been refreshing this web page for more than 10 minutes, but to no avail. I'm tired of this goddamn toilnet.

by Sea of Ash June 23, 2015