Not today female Jim Jones

Letting a female Jim Jones know the adversity and antagonizing isn't going to be enough to defeat you today.

Not today female Jim Jones, you aren't conquering it and claiming it as your territory today.

by The Original Agahnim December 30, 2022

Letting a female Jim Jones know that she wasn't going to be getting the best of you today.

by The Original Agahnim December 30, 2022

dani unhinged today

Jeff bezoz, the dude that everyone loves said this to some random girl on twitter.

dani unhinged today so hard ugh

by Randomguywastaken September 19, 2021

Slang for “Not Today Corona Virus”- used on masks and things.

Yea, I’m wearing my mask, so not today rona.

by Lisa Sheppard February 17, 2021

Your goin to learn the lesson that is giving at that very moment.

by December 6, 2022

on this day if you have a boyfriend named zach you should be the good significant other and suck there pp’s

“omg babe it’s Today, gimme your pp!!!”

by Dinkyjet May 2, 2023