How the characters in Game of Thrones somehow keep their braids intact even though they've moved around alot and should have fallen out by now.
When Daenerys walked into the fire to hatch the dragon eggs, you would think her hair would get rekt but it stayed so Braid of Thrones, like totally on fleek
by Urban_Webster April 11, 2015
The middle toilet in a three+ stall restroom,
especially if all other toilets are vacant when you arrive and that seat is still chosen.
Habitual users of the Asshole Throne are known as Poopmongers, those who spread the good news of the Gospel of Stank
especially if all other toilets are vacant when you arrive and that seat is still chosen.
Habitual users of the Asshole Throne are known as Poopmongers, those who spread the good news of the Gospel of Stank
I had to take a massive Trump so I chose the Asshole Throne, it seemed appropriate, now they all will have to smell my filth! I HAVE BECOME THE POOPMONGER! Rejoice in the good news of the Gospel of Stank!
by Lord Touchdown November 24, 2020
A pompous idiot who thinks his shit don’t stink but really his ass is a nesting spot for a king sized dingle berry.
by Hmmmmhuhwhat? May 09, 2022
Whenever some is acting like a king/boss of someone or others with no reason or right of the ownership of their power. Cardboard since it has no meaning and just a fake version of its original state.
Guy 1: Dude why are we always forced to follow his rules?!
Guy 2: Thats it. It's time to show him that his "Cardboard Throne" means nothing.
Guy 2: Thats it. It's time to show him that his "Cardboard Throne" means nothing.
by AgentReaps January 25, 2023
by Yung Alpaca November 17, 2013
The ability to not get off the toilet without assistance because you have sat on it until your legs have gone so numb you are unable to safely stand up on your own.
Sorry I didn't answer the door but I was playing Fallout Shelter on my iPad in the john until I was throne locked and was unable to stand up for several minutes.
by Orionnoir July 16, 2015
by pijjypooge April 04, 2013