church rat

a child who doesn't know their dad is secretly gay

- Sam just told me that his dad is gay, he's a church rat no longer!

by gus man November 8, 2022

Church Clout

Clout which is obtained by being involved in church activities such as volunteering or working events.

(In church service) “Dang, you see than new guy? He’s volunteering for that church clout, man”

by TheRealDeal003 November 19, 2019

Church of Hockey

A phrase that is often used by parents who have children who play traveling hockey in winter months or all year round.

“Sorry, can’t make it tonight, it’s October and I belong to the church of hockey again this winter.”

by TrosesA January 4, 2023

Church of Blanchett

a community for people who worship cate blanchett with all of their hearts.

first, they sell their souls to cate and then it's a lifelong commitment.

people call it addiction but really, it's just religion.

"what's your fandom called?"
"we're called the CHURCH OF BLANCHETT"

by stanblanchett June 4, 2021

Church Hat

A gaudy hat worn to church. Frequently incorporate sequins and/or bows. Generally have matching gloves. Most commonly seen on the heads of middle-aged+ black women in the South on Sundays or at any other formal occasion.

When she sang at the inauguration of Barack Obama, Aretha wore her church hat.

by 241405 January 23, 2009

church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

church wine

Mixed alcoholic drink. Consists of Banker's Club Vodka and cran-grape juice. Consumed by the poor, college students, and church goers.

"Hey bro, do you have anything to drink?"
"I'm all out of natty light, but I can make you a church wine."

by TheRedBaron1916 February 4, 2010