Testiclees

A Roman Gladiator who was driven insane by his own name.

Hey! Testiclees! ....Are you nuts?
Hey! Testiclees .....You got some balls!

by StuPedasso October 10, 2012

testickle

To tickle one with a testicle.

What's that testicle doing in my armpit?

by devil herder July 11, 2004

armpit testicles

The little balls of deodorant that form on your armpits when your deodorant balls up (only happens with white deodorant)

I knew that deodorant was no good... It balled right up and gave me armpit testicles!

by Foxygrrl1214 May 16, 2005

Metaphorical Testicles

A slang term used by females in conjunction with the words 'suck my' to emphasize when they really don't give a f**k about a particular subject.

Girl 1: 'The Royal Wedding can suck my metaphorical testicles'.

Girl 2: '...'

by TheDreamMaster May 18, 2011

texticles

When a guy only texts you, and doesn't talk to you in person, he doesn't have real testicles. He has texticles.

He doesn't have the balls to talk to me! He's just got texticles.

by jendolmayan July 7, 2009

testickles

Adj:

1. Playful game in which a person named Tes is tickled.

2. The sexual act of gently stroking the testicles in order to produce a favourable outcome for the male in question. Overuse of this practice has led to an increased incidence of blueballs according to the North American Medical Journal.

Henry: Darling would you please perform some testickles on me?
Florence: Of course dear, just let me shave my knuckles first.

by Superlicks February 9, 2010

Testicle-demiglaze

The greasy film left over genitals after a night of filthy sex

the testicle-demiglaze I have now is strong enough to bring a tear to a donkey's eye.

by macdad March 31, 2003