textadent

ahole who gets into an accident while texting

Just another textadent cause cause some ahole has to text while driving. Yea their great at multitasking!

by Tuco B August 21, 2009

Texas Fellowship

Rejuvenating weekend of cooking BBQ at the fair, best buds, good suds, decadent shaved ice, UFC on a big tv, some great dogs who think they are tough, surrogate moms and to-be moms, and one noxious skunk who couldn't stop the good times.

Thought about seeing a doctor to get on meds for my depression, but it turned out that all I really needed was some Texas Fellowship.

by rottenfruit May 9, 2010

Texas Pilo

1.) the act of substituting the "glass pipe" with your own "flesh pipe", at the last second....without giving your girlfriend prior knowledge.

I was at Suzies doing some of that high speed/chicken feed and decided to pass her a "Texas Pilo".....Boy was she pissed!

by agent "99" June 28, 2011

Texas toe tap

When a person keeps on dancing around the truth to matter even though the truth is known by the other party

Dam that bitch did the Texas toe tap all night, how dumb could she be

by H. Caradine July 5, 2011

Textgasm

When your phone vibrates uncontrollably (has a seizure) from notifications after turning on your phone after it has been dead for a long period of time

"Omg my phone is having a textgasm, all these notifications i feel so special"

by Black/white guys October 18, 2011

texnaseau

The condition of feeling sick, or about to be sick, when texting, usually rapidly, because your recapping last nights events while hungover. This condition is usually accompanied by nervousness and anxiety because the booze induced hangover has helped you see such said events much clearer than anyone else. Thus, you're feverishly texting to all your friends to help them see the light. The flood of memories, usually in chaotic, random order and the translation of those memories into usually incoherent, and often times, wrong, string of text messages causes the texter to become sick to his or her stomach.

I got a serious case of texnaseau this morning laying on the couch telling Kerry about what happened last night...

by The Stocking Stuffer January 9, 2012

Texas Bullet Train

n; When students travel from their homes to college on interstates or highways and form high speed caravans to prevent getting pulled over. This is common on I-35 with students traveling to the University of Oklahoma.

Ex 1:
Driving down I-35, Driver 1 passes drivers 2, 3 and 4 going 85 mph. drivers 2, 3, and 4 all speed up and follow Driver 1 at the same speed, thus resulting in a caravan traveling faster than the norm or speed limit.

Ex 2:
Tom: "Hey that guy is going 15 over, follow him!"
Collin: "Dude, I don't want to get pulled over."
Tom: "No worries, more people will join and we'll have a Texas Bullet Train!"
Collin: "Heck yes, Dallas to OKC in an hour!"
*High Five*

by CollinOU October 1, 2013