The Truth Poodle

Figure of speech.

This poodle, associated with the texting poodle emoji, is known for speaking the truth. An anthropomorphized figure generally associated with the intangible truth. Used to denote the speaker's view of the truth of a statement. This figure of speech is the antonym of the Lie Beetle.

In texting conversations, the poodle emoji is used directly after the words "truth poodle" in the sentence.

Mary: "I look terrible in this sweater!"
Kayla: "I do not believe that it is the truth poodle. You look amazing!"

Roger: "The weather app says it's going to rain in a few hours. It cannot be the truth poodle! There's no clouds in the sky."

by CarmHelga August 9, 2023

skin of my teeth

Skin of my teeth (Hebrew: ע֣וֹר שִׁנָּֽי ‘ō-wr šin-nāy) is a phrase from the Bible. In Job 19:20, the King James Version of the Bible says, "My bone cleaveth to my skin and to my flesh, and I am escaped with the skin of my teeth." In the Geneva Bible, the phrase is rendered as "I haue escaped with the skinne of my tethe."1

In modern times, "by the skin of my teeth" is used to describe a situation from which one barely managed to escape.

copypasted from wikipedia.

That fire accident was so bad I got out only with the skin of my teeth.

by Andras Braten November 30, 2016

I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.

Quote from the movie Scarface.

It's a matter of perspectives, and that there's truth in the way of things. When you lie, you also tell the truth because that lie is real because the truth is real, the truth being false, would make the lie true.

You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.

by Bona27 February 27, 2010

teuchi

The man that runs the ramen store, Ichiraku, in the anime/manga Naruto. He was one of the first to actually be nice to Naruto. Some people theorize that he is actually Tobi, the leader of the Akatsuki.

Person 1: I can't believe that Teuchi, the ramen guy, killed so many innocents!
Person 2: I knew that man didn't look right from the beginning.

by hoshigayki December 31, 2018

truth

Something unknowable that is.

The truth is that the table is six feet long. Actually, the table is 6 feet 1mm long. Actually it's decreasing in size due to natural decay at a measurable rate of 1mm per decade. Actually, the truth of the matter is that we can't even get accurate figures on the table. Actually, we could accidentally get accurate figures on the table, but not know them as a perfect thought. Actually we could know everything about the table incidentally, although that would require a better definition of knowing. Maybe.

by unregistered salad September 28, 2011

a censored, inconvenient truth

Dear editor, this entry does not violate any of the rules on the editor homepage. a censored, inconvenient truth is the last few drops of semen remaining in the urethra of the erect male penis that oozes out when the penis "derects" to travel size.

My dick stinks because of a censored, inconvenient truth that fermented in my boxers.

by wolfbait51 May 30, 2011

Tethering

The process of connecting your phone to your laptop in order to facilitate an Internet connection. Usually performed via bluetooth or USB.

John: ah crap I can't get a wifi signal on my laptop. Sorry, I can't look up that obscure Pink Floyd track on discogs.com

Bob: dude, one word - tethering.

John: dude!

by mr. duffy April 8, 2010