the sweat tampon is created when a person comes back from physically intense exercise and is drenched in sweat they then over power a weaker person (in most cases a younger sibling) and transfer the sweat from their torso+head onto the clothes of the sibling, ergo the sweat tampon
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by Teapot!! October 18, 2008
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by Major Moo April 29, 2004
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