teflon

Let me tell you about the word teflon. To all it was a cooking material, maybe an inconsequential rap lyric that one would sing along to while the beat moved on faster than the mind. But thats before Churchill class of '06, before 4 juniors went out to lunch 180 days during the schol year, before Jerry was put in his place, before Churchill was revolutionized. Now Teflon determines your weekend, alters the way u act at school. Teflon is what you strive to be but in the meantime can only dream of. Teflon is what you wanna be when you grow up, but deep down know you could never be. They took Teflon...and made...teflon.

I wish I was in Teflon.

by hohah July 28, 2008

Tellah

A man who likes black penis up the ass

by Tellah June 16, 2003

TelAvivangelist

Any of several Israel-based preachers who proffer rip-roaring "fire 'n' damnation" sermons on da boob-tube one or more times a week.

TelAvivangelists are all well and good for merely spouting sermons and expecting us to just accept what they say as true, but I would like to also hear from the opposing-viewed "AskAvivangelists", who pose the "tough questions" about religion that the prejudiced and closed-minded mainstream scripture-screamers aren't willing --- or even able --- to address.

by QuacksO August 9, 2018

telapathy

When you can read someone's mind, but you just don't give a shit what's in it. When the crap in someone's mind isn't even worth reading. When you wish you couldn't read the crap that was in someone's mind.

"That Sookie chic on True Blood is all telepathic an' shit, but she should be using her telapathy more often because the characters in that show are as slow as slugs."

by clever clara July 23, 2010

Tealand

A loserface who is one of a kind in his sexy plain white tees.commonly referred to as dangerous and an avid fan of ardvarks. you can find a tealand high up in the mountains with his kind.

I went high into the Appalachains and found myself a Tealand one day.

by jj tall February 26, 2011

Teglas

The only guy at the gym you know will never get big. Will give it his all but often fails. More than likely will laugh at his own joke before anyone else does. Says he's straight but will often wonder. The one guy that will come in over the weekend and say he made sure he wasn't gay.

teglas would say," posted my before and after pics for this week"

"Shows a photo of himself 3 months ago. And you can't tell a difference.

by Octopladapod September 20, 2016

Telapathy

A psychic's lack of interest in or concern for things that others find moving or exciting.

The lady at the psychic hotline didn't care that I was going to die a horrible death at the hands of a polar bear. She's telapathetic.

Cruel, cruel telapathy!

by Jonathan D. Miller May 26, 2008